FYI

*A new segement where the doctor lays down the science without even having to write sentences.

Things This Kid is Allergic to:
Peanuts, Cats, Bee Stings, Wheat, Gluton, Dragons, Caps Lock, Riding in the Back Seat, Doing Laundry, Driving, Going to Class Sober, Ugly Girls, Voting, Shampoo, Going Down, Losing Socks, Being Polite, Homework, South America, Charity Work, Relationships, Farts, Reading, Rain, Getting His Ass Kicked, Being Told What to Do, Super Mario Bros. II , Star Trek, CBS, Not Having a Pet Monkey, Going to Parties, Flying Stand-By, Girlfriends, Boyfriends, The News, French People, Carrot Cake, Picking Up his Cell Phone, Speaking Spanish, Valentines Day, Taxes, Medicaid, Sloppy Seconds, Crappy Cars, Punctuation, Calvin Coolidge, Bird Flu, Being Poor, Losing when playing Candyland, Texas, Radio, Talking to Girls, Girl Talk, Independent Films, Winter, Chapstick, Watching Animal Planet, Leather Pants, Being Convincted By a Jury, Military Service, Being Picked Last, Waking Up Before Noon, Hasselhoff, Warming the Bench, Sasquatch.